Previously:

Gilgamesh: I'm going to DisneyLand! 8D

Everyone: o_O

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4/7/2012, 22:04 : Happy farm

Jipostus: You're kidding, right? o_O

Gilgamesh: Of course! I'll go to DisneyLand only if they have a good sword gallery over there.

Jipostus: I should've known. >_>

Travis: Okay, now, let's get hell away from here!

Others: Right!

Lee: Why do I have this strange feeling that this story's name keeps changing all the time o_O

Wolfie: Yeah right...

4/7/2012, 23:37 : Plains near SivLand

Travis: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Maybe we should go the another way...

Sean: What could possibly happen on a nice plain like this?

Jipostus: Well, something like-

Forgotten: AMBUSH!

Jipostus: ...yeah... >_>

Sean: I should've kept my mouth shut.

Travis: Shut up and kill those... Those... Humans?

Jipostus: Umm... They're not humans... They're zombies...

Slash: WHAT THE FUCK?! This isn't Resident Evil!

Lee: Indeed. This is Retarded story written by retard.

Wolfie: What is your problem?

Lee: Maybe too much whisky...

Wolfie: ...

Forgotten: Shut up, and focus.

Jipostus: Aim for the heads. This fuckers become harmless after that.

Forgotten: Like they don't know that...

Zero: I didn't!

Forgotten: ...Can I stab him?

Travis: If you first kill these things, yes.

Zero: EEP. *Runs away*

Forgotten: Stupid, Are you going to kill yourself?! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO REGENERAE IF THEY BITE YOU!

Zero: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs in circles*

Travis: Jipostus, get Zero outa there, even he deserves better than that, and he is useful at times.

Jipostus: Okay. *Charges at the zombies, and decapitates most of them*

Zero: Thank yo- AAAAAH!

Zombie: *moans* Siiiiiiiiiv...

Jipostus: What the...

???: *Howls, and then charges at the rest of the zombies, and kills them*

Travis: What the...

???: *Starts to tranform into human*

Slash: Ewww...

Jetman: Hey, it's me!

Jipostus: Jetman! But you left with Aaron...

Jetman: I jus felt bad leaving you guys, so I decided to come with you after all.

Travis: That's the Jetman I once knew...

Jetman: Why would I change?

Travis: Aaron... >_>

Jetman: ...

Everyone: ...

Jetman: It's not like that, you sickos!

Jipostus: Hey, I don't care. You're here now, and you saved Zeros ass. That's all that matters now.

Zero: Agre-*stabbed by Forgotten*

Forgotten: He asked for i- *Stabbed by Travis and Jipostus*

Travis: And YOU asked for that... I said if YOU kill those things, you can stab him, but you didn't do anything.

Fogrotten: *quietly* Jackass...

Gilgamesh: Anyway, what's next?

Jetman: There used to be a city up ahead.

Travis: There should we go, then...

Jipostus: Indeed...

Enkidu: Agree...

Everyone: o_O

Gilgamesh: Did you just... Speak?

Enkidu: *Looks back stupidly*

Gilgamesh: ...Maybe it was just the wind...

*Elsewhere*

???: Damn that fox! Without him, I would've killed that Bird boy...

Robie: Well, they're supposedly heading towards Raccoon City...

???: *Grins* Excellent... There, we'll get them... One by one... But first, let's focus on that guy with extra hands...


What is waiting our heroes in Raccoon City? Since when Jetman has been able to transform into Fox? Why didn't anyone care about that? How did Enkidu speak? What do the mysterious person have against Gilgamesh? Find out next time... (maybe)

© Jipostus 2008 (Still managed to write episode this year, WOO! *shot*)