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5/7/2012, 01:01 : Raccoon City Park
Jipostus: Okay, Time to end this bullshit! *Prepares to attack*
Gilgamesh: I'll keep the other zombies busy, You show that big one what that sword of yours is made of.
Jipostus: Okay... Let's go... NOW!
*Gilgamesh attacks the zombies and cuts their heads off with no difficulty*
*Jipostus dodges yet another rocket, and slices the rocket launcher in half*
Jipostus: HAH! *Punched in face*
Zombie who had Rocket launcher: DIEEE... *Throws rest of Rocket launcher at Jipostus*
Jipostus: *Dodges* That's not so nice, you know? *Chops head off*
*Weird tentacles grow out of the same spot where the head was*
Jipostus: Holy sh- *Is hit by the tentacle*
Gilgamesh: This is so surreal... *slices the zombie in half*
Jipostus: Tell me about it... Those things are sharp too... *Notices scratches on Gilgamesh* You okay?
Gilgamesh: I'll live... *Chops the head off the last zombie* But damn... Those weren't so easy after all...
Jipostus: Tell me about it...
Gilgamesh: So... what next?
Jipostus: I think we should tell Siv what happened, and take a quick nap or something...
Gilgamesh: Agree...
Enkidu: *Barks*
*At the warehouse*
Dayn: Did you hear that explosion? that sounded like a Rocket launcher!
Lee: Not just any rocket launcher... It was a Stinger! It's so easy to use that even a caveman could use it...
Wolfie: Ohkaaay... Since when have you been expert on Rocket launchers?
Lee: ...
Wolfie: Whatever...
Travis: But I don't hear anymore explosions... Maybe Jippy and that weirdo have taken care of it?
Zero: Or...
Forgotten: Do you really believe that Jipostus can be killed off so easily? Sheesh...
Sean: I agree... That guy... That guy is un-fucking-believable.
Slash: o_O
Sean: What?
Slash: Nuttin'...
Travis: Anyways, as soon as Jippy returns, I think we'll find out what that was...
Jipostus: Weird zombie with rocket launcher...
Lee: Stinger...
Jipostus: Like I care!
Gilgamesh: And that zombie had some tentacles that came out as its head was chopped off...
Travis: Ohkaay... When did you guys get back...
Jipostus: Just a few seconds ago...
Zero: Are you okay?
Jipostus: Nothing we can't handle...
Gilgamesh: Well, I have scratches here and there, but I'll take care of that myself...
Travis: So... It's not safe out there?
Jipostus and Gilgamesh: No.
*elsewhere*
???: The zombies were killed off so easily?
Robie: Well, I don't think nothing could last against all those swords...
???: SILENCE!
Robie: But-
???: Did I HEAR something?
Robie: *Exits room silently*
???: Damn... They're tougher than I thought... Well... I do have a Another plan... *grins* *Presses button*
???: Time for round 2...
*At warehouse*
Gilgamesh: Okay, back to business.
Travis: So, there are zombies out there, but gladly, they're those slow, IQ-of-rubberboot kind ones?
Jipostus: Yea...
Travis: Then, I don't think we have much of a problem...
Jetman: Ummm, we do now...
Others: What?
Jetman: Look outside...
Travis: ?? *Looks out the window* HOLY SH-
What did Travis and Jetman see? Do Zombies have IQ of Rubberboot? What kind of round is round 2? IS THE NEXT EPISODE GOING TO BE RELEASED NEXT YEAR?
Find out next time...
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