First - Prev - Home - Archives - Next - LastEpisode 82: ABOUT F@$%ING TIME!!!
<(s_s)>
Slash: Hello everyone, and welcome to yet another Slash's Shorts. You've probably been wondering why I haven't posted anything in a while, in video or text format. Well, you see...
*Oh dear God, another Slash flashback. We're sorry, everyone*
<(s_s)>
Slash: Hey, they're not that bad. This one time, my buddy, Keith and his goat--
*Slash, we don't have time for this*
<(v_v)>
Slash: Okay... but there was a goat
*Just tell us where you've been!*
Six Months Ago
(v^_^)> __[=]~[]
Slash: Man, this is the best desktop I've ever had!
(vS_S)> __[=]~[pop]
Computer: *pop cackle fizz die*
Slash: SONOFABITCH I HAD 3 MIHs DONE AND A ASK SLASH!!!
Five Months Later
(vs_s)> __[=]
Slash: Okay, I've got an Ask Slash done. Aaaand... posted.
The Next Day
(^\_/)> __[=]
Slash: BULLSHIT, YOUTUBE!!! THERE WAS NOTHING COPYRIGHTED ON THERE!!! I MADE ONE SONIC REFERENCE!!! ONLY ONE!!!
Several Similar attempts later
(v\_/)> __[=]
Slash: Fucking SICK of this. I'm not even going to bother. I'll upload tomorrow. For fuck's sake...
That night
*off screen*
Liz: Hey, Paul, I left my charger in Augusta. Do you mind if I use your computer to get on WoW?
Slash: Fine, fine. Delete it once you're done-- I'm saving that space for games.
Liz: You mean porn.
Slash: Don't make me kill you, sis.
The Next Morning
(vS_S)> __[=]
Slash: WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL OF MY SIVLAND FILES?! THERE NOT EVEN IN THE TRASH BIN!! WHERE COUL--!!
(vS_s)> __[=]
Slash: Waiit....
(\_/v) __[=]
Slash: LIZ, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!
*... Could you have drawn that story out any further?*
<(s_s)>
Slash: Don't tempt me, fucker.
*eep! Okay, let's check in on the other sivlandians before Slash psycho's out on us*
(vO_o) (D_D_D)
Sivart: How the... Do I even want to know how you got two mouths and three eyes?
Pres: *stereo* Nope.
(vj_j) (O_Ov) (D_D_Dv)
Sivart: HOLY HELL!!! You look kind of ill, jipostus. What's wrong?
Jipostus: I'm sober, that's what.
Pres: That is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
(vj_j) (o_ov) (D_D_Dv)
Jiposus: Also, I'm in the Army now.
Sivart: Wow, really?
Pres: Are you going to drop us gifts that explode? I hope mine's a football!
(vJ_j) (v\_/) (X_D_Dv)
Sivart: *phwap* STOP MAKING LEFT 4 SPEED 2 REFERENCES!!!
Pres: Ow... My liver...
Jipostus: Now I remember why I drank all the time...
(Sorry, had a jolt of inspiration. Expect more soon thanks to a handy tool Siv let me get a hold of *coughGobbycough*)
© 2010 Slash Hydosho with one line written by Travis Prue (Lazy fucker, taking credit for work that's not his)
Left 4 Speed 2 is © to some random person on Newgrounds.
Left4Dead 2 © Valve
Please don't sue!
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